--> Uhh. No.

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

privetdriven:

i only stay inside to avoid paparazzi

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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theoryofwar:

danny-deneato:

Tag your horror please

ericisntfunny:

My my would you look at the time…

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baby: a....a....a....a..
aunt: Auntie???
baby: aM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET?

danandphilthings:

siri? call me daddy

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.


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BRING IT ON

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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tillyoakley:

troyesbeanie:

editsofyoutube:

twirlingtroye:

STOP

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

what has Tyler started

I’M SORRY

badk4rma:

if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person